Communication

Everybody has a cell phone, and they carry it around with them everywhere.

Why is it, then, that when I try contacting any of these people through text messaging or simply by calling them on their cellular device, it takes them forever to answer?

When I am around them, the contact between their fingertips and the keypad of their phone is rarely lost.

Yes, I do sign my name at the bottom of the texts I send when I use a phone they may not recognize. Or, I make sure it is very obvious they know it is me.

I'm convinced that if I did get a cell phone, i'd get bombarded with texts that mean nothing.
I don't want to pay to say nothing.
I want to pay to communicate quicker with people when I need to.

I don't have money for that right now anyways.

I guess my brain is safe from microwaves for another little while.